america is like the popular girl in school: everyone talks shit about her behind her back, but as soon as she talks to them, everyone pretends they love her because they know they’ll be cooler and get invited to parties
and then canada is like america’s best friend, who’s like the uglier version of her, but all the other kids think she’s way nicer
mexico is like the weird kid who keeps trying to get really close to america to smell her hair
Anal, booty, gay fanfic
IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID
You know, if you couldn’t tell from the fact that she has stripped down to her bra and panties.
this makes me feel like I’m in the back of a club about to get murdered I LOVE it